War. War never changes.

Bob really wants his 2D gameplay back. He’s greedy though, and wants at least 200 hours of it, with minigames! Is he being unreasonable? Read on!

With X-Com: Terror From The Deep being made available via Steam, now seems like a good time to dig up the dirt on this disastrously bugged game, and for you to learn why $5 might be too high an asking price.

The possibilities presented from a game about a 15 year old boy, his frog, and some alien’s tank, wandering around underground.

Part One of Pixelated Futures, brought to you by Upaut.

I invite you to journey with me to the most beautiful dungeon of 1995. Please note that you may only look straight ahead at all times, travel in 3-step increments and all turns must be exactly 90°.

All of them. For one of the series that pushed more of Sega’s 16-bit machines through the market, the artwork is consistently poor. Very poor.

... or why you shouldn’t ask a 5th grader to write text for a mag advert.