No, wait ! Hang on, this is not some fanboy rant. I’m really not a huge fan of the game. But … just listen.

Brains and robots, with NUKES. This shit be talkin’ about some love. With STDs.

World in Conflict.

Blah.

A little bit bo-Ring. (*groan, boo, hiss, fruit-throwing*)

It’s Half-Life, Jim, but not as we know it…

Positronbob weighs in on the furore surrounding the latest iteration of the widely beloved Fallout franchise.

No, I’m not saying it’s a bad game.